People of blogster, your king brings you great news! Today, my brother graduated from Hidden Lake Academy, the therapeutic boarding school he was going to for 2 years and is now home permanently! One step closer to conquering the world...
What part is the best part of this, you may ask. Let me tell you, today is the 23rd. Tommorow is the 24th. If you don't know what that means then you need to castrate yourself. Tommorow, the 24th, is the CrAzY AwEsOmE AiRsOfT GaMe Of DoOm!! Yes simple people of blogster, tommorow is the airsoft tournament that involves at least 20 players. That means 10 teams all vying for the number one spot, all hoping to carve their names on the backs of the vanquished. Such a pity though, they're going in with actual HOPE of winning. Hahaha, what fools. We've already won, all we have to do is step on the battlefield and everyone will have so much shit in their pants they won't be able to play. Kevin (my brother) will be wielding his godly accurate L96 sniper (the sniper in the "airsoft owns my life" article) and I will have my sexy black AK-47. He'll be sniping them from miles away while I run up and shoot their cowering faces. Oh the blood, there will be blood, lots of blood. When we get the number one spot in the tourny (and thats WHEN not IF) I will do a victory dance on top of the bodies of my enemies, and then I will have some cake. Now that my brother is free from his prison I'll let him add his comments onto this blog. You were warned feeble bloggers, and now here he is: Greetings ladies and gents! How is everyone? I am feeling f***ing amazing now that I am free, just to let you all know. For any f*****s that plan to participate in the Airsoft Tournament tomorrow (24th), prepare to get shot from the shadows! Once summer ends, I will be attending Dorman High School again after 2 years for those of you who live around Spartanburg/Moore. I'll be looking forward to seeing all my old friends, whom I dont think any view this blog, and making new ones. Something I want to do in the future is to move to ITALIA and fix the goddamn corruption that has infested the great Latin nation. Probably something in the military or some shit like that. If any of you have some comments, please say them. That was my brother. And for any of you that have doubts that me and my brother will get first place, I am officially betting my balls that we will win. Thats right, my balls. If you think we won't win and you're right then I will personally wrap them and mail them to you. Anyway being 10 pounds lighter would be convenient so I have positives on both ends of the deal. Gentlemen, the eve of battle is here. Tomorrow comes the roaring, kicking beast of war and team Italia has been given the duty to tame it. Well you know what meek citizens of blogster, we're not just gunna tame it, we're gunna make it our bitch.
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SHIT! Baker might not be able to go, which cuts my thin piece of string i was holding on to. NO RIDE. Not sure if I will be there. Its a maybe, hell, even baker doesnt know where to go, so hes asking chris johnson, whom i do not like since 7th grade (personal disgust in that grade). So, I have no clue what will happen.
Well, so...your brothers back. Yay?
You say you're betting your balls? How can you bet something that you don't have to begin with? Are you going to rent a pair or perhaps borrow your dad's? Of course you'll need to get those from your mom's purse!
~yaya
You have belittled my masculinity, insulted my family and ridiculed my age by bringing my parents into this, all within the same paragraph. Nicely done.
HAHAHAHA!!! w0w no comment.... ummmm yeahhhh... HAHAHAAHAH very nicely done yaya!.....
<3lily